MUH FACKS REPORT #11: MUH FACKSIVATION

So Muh Facks sent me an e-mail asking me to feature him in Motivation and I flatly refused. Then, I don’t hear from him for a good minute, thought that was the end of Muh Facks. How wrong I was. Muh Facks delivers his own MUH FACKSIVATION for report #11.

Also, he wanted me to let ya’ll know “MUH FACKS does not edit his shit.his shit is straight off the top with no return”.

MUH FACKS REPORT #11

TOPIC: MUH FACKSIVATION

SOME OF YALL THOUGHT I MIGHT HAVE BEEN SLEEPIN’…YOU’RE 114%, STRAIGHT UP, DEAD ON, FOR SURE AND MUH FUCKIN ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.  I’VE BEEN ASSIN OUT EARLIER SO I CAN GET UP EARLIER TO HAVE MORE TIME IN THE DAY TO PLOT THE NEXT COORDINATIONS OF WHERE MUH FACKS WANTS THE TROOF BOMBZ TO LAND. (HEADS UP CUZ WE’RE DROPPIN’ SOME SHIT- ONYX ON THE HOOK JERU DA DAMAJA – COME CLEAN)

TODAY’S TARGET IS WACK MUH FACKS.  THAT IS MY INSPIRATION.

BUST IT. I PEEP OUT WHO’S DOIN’ THE BULLSHIT, FAKIN’ THE FUNK, PLAYIN’ THE HUMP AND STRUMMIN’ THE OFFICIAL WACK NOTE. WORDUP. ”THEY CAN CALL ME THE PIANO MAN” MAH ASS.

A GOOD EXAMPLE: MUH FACKS SCANS HIS SURROUNDINGS AND WAITS PATIENTLY FOR PREY…AND THEN HERE IT IS…WITH LION KING DELIVERY AND A FOX’S FINISH..A STRAIGHT PUSS

MUH FACKS FINDS THIS TYPE OF PUSS-CAT AND I BREAKS EM DOWN.

MUH FACKS SAYS, “YO THIS CAT THINKS HIS SHIT IS REAL DEAL ?” I GOT MORE JOHN BLAZE THAN THAT.  MUH FACKS LOOKS INTO HIMSELF WITHOUT A MIRROR OR YAYO AND SAYS, “YO IT’S TIME MAN..IT’S TIME?..IT’S TIME MAN (NAS SKIT OFF OF ILLMATIC) TO SHOW THESE MUH FUCKAS HOW TO REALLY DO THIS.” THE MUH FACKS WAY.

THAT IS WHAT KEEPS ME GOING..WACK MUH FUCKAS.

2 TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD ACTUALLY 5.

WOLF AND SHEEP.

HUMPS AND MUH FACKS (COUNTS AS 2 CYBORGS IN ONE.PAUSER.)=5. DO THE KNOW-LEDGE YOUNG’N. DON’T BE JELOUS MUH FACKS GOT 4 BALLZ, KED.

ANOTHER MOTIVATION:

DON’T GET ME WRONG.  MUH FACKS SHOWS MUCH LOVE AND RESPECT WHERE IT’S DUE.  IM DOWN WIT A LADY WHO DOES WHAT MAKES HER HAPPY AND DOES IT WELL.  IS IT MOTIVATIONAL?  YES, IT IS MOTIVATIONAL.  IT’S MOTIVATIONAL BECAUSE IT MEANS MUH FACKS NEEDS TO GET HIS MUH FUCKIN BREAD UP.  HE AIN’T TRYNA HAVE HIS LADY FRIEND TELL MUH FACKS WHEN AND WHEN NOT TO EAT, SHIT OR SLEEP.  SHIIIEET, THESE CHICKS IS DOIN THEY THING..I AINT TRYNA PLAY KETCHUP AND MUSTHERB. FEEL ME.  MY FRIEND, IT’S LIKE THIS.  SHIT IS ALL BALANCE.  IF SHE PUTS THE FORKS ON THE TABLES YOU GOTTA PUT THE SPOON ON, NAH MEAN? ON AND OFF THE SET (FOR YALL WHO AIN’T COMPREHENDIN’ THAT, THATS THE BEDROOM SET WHERE SPOONS IS ALSO KEPT , WORDNATION.)  DOES MUH FACKS SPOON? ASK, GANGSTA BOO. TAKE THE BACK OF THY HAND. GENTLY BUT ROUGHLY ALY IT ONTOP OF THE OTHER PALM. PEEP THAT SHIT. YOU LOOKIN AT IT? YEAAHH KED THATS WHAT IT IS, HOMEBOY. WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT. THATS IT.

ANOTHER MOTIVATION:

PEOPLE. THATS. MAD. NICE.  YEAH TRICK, MUH FACKS IS NOT A HATER. HE’S NOT A PLAYER. HES A MUH FUCKIN TROOF BOMB SAVIOR. IN FACT, MUH FACKS KNOWS IN ORDER TO BE GREAT YOU HAVE TO SURROUND YOURSELF WITH KATS WHO SMOKE MAD BACKWOODS AND STILL WAKE UP TO DO THEY THING AND GETS THE JOB DONE. KEEP THE FOOD THE TABLE AND FUCK CANE BUT I STILL AIN’T ABLE. IF YOU STILL SMOKE DUST. MAH DUDE. WE CAN GET UP AND GO BOMBIN’ THEN THROW TRASH AT TRANNY’S IN THE VILLAGE.  TALKIN’ BOUT, “I WAS BORN THIS WAY.”  MUH FUCKA NAH U BEHAVE THAT WAY.  ANYWAY.

PEOPLE WHO ARE MAD NICE AT WHAT THEY DO ARE MOTIVATIONAL.  JEAH, THIS MIGHT BE THE OBVIOUS, RIGHT? WRONG LIKE KING KONG// GETTIN IT IN ON WIT VIDA GUERRA.  SOME PEOPLE REALLLLY DON’T KNOW WHATS GOIN’ ON.  AND THATS FINE.  THEY MIGHT HAVE GROWN UP IN A TREE SOMEWHERE IN WOODS OR ON A PING PONG TEAM.  IT’S NOT YOU’RE FAULT, BUT DON’T FRONT LIKE YOU KNOW WHATS GOIN ON, PLAYBOY.  YOU GOTTA BE HUMBLE WIT THIS LIFE SHIT.  IT TAKES TIME AND EXPERIENCE.  IF YOU AIN’T HUMBLE WIT THIS LIFE SHIT MUH FUCKAS AND FUCKETTES IS GONNA DROP YOU LIKE DYLAN AND SOLEJUR TOY.  NOT HUMBLE SO FUMBLE.

SO, LOOK AT DOPE PEOPLE’S, RIGHT.  SCOPE THAT SHIT. PEEP THAT SHIT. MIGHT EVEN GET SOFT IN CRITIQUE THAT SHIT.  THEN GO HOME TO YOUR LAB YA LIL FUCKEN STOOL N SHIT. YA LIL DOMAIN ORDER SHRIMP LOMEIN N SHIT.   WHATEVA U GOT…YOU GOT THE BIG CRIB? U WAN WILD UP N DANCE IN THIS MUH FUCKA WHILE U THINKIN BOUT SOME NEW IMMACULATE FLAVAS WIT YA CRAZY-VISION-THINKIN-FITTED-CAP ON..BY ALL MEANS WHATEVER U NEED TO DO WHATEVER THE CIRCUMSTANCE ARE…DO THE KNOW-LEDGE LIKE YOU DIDN’T DO YOUR HOMEWORK.  GET IN TOUCH WIT THE SHIT.  LOOK INTO  AND COME UP WITH SOMETHING DIFFERENT. YOU DO THAT..AND YOU ONE BAD MUH FUCKA. (IF YOU NEED THE DRUGS TO DO THAT. DO THAT.  BTW I GOT DAT PIFF.) WHATEVER YOU GOTTA DO TO COME OUT WIT THAT NEXT SHIT.  LETS GO.

AND AYO, RELAX N TAKE NOTES: YOU CAN’T ALWAYS RE-INVENT YOURSELF YOU ARE ONLY HUMAN (CALM DOWN FROGGY) SO JUST TRY TO COME UP WIT THE FUCKIN WILD SHIT IN WHATEVER YOU DO. BUT MAKE SURE SHIT IS FLY.

AND REMEMBER THIS KIDZ: NO ONE GOT THE GOLDEN TOUCH.  THATS SOME BULLSHIT.  ONLY 2 PEOPLE GOT THAT PRIVILEGE. MUHAMMAD ALI AND BRUCE LEE AND MAYBE MC HAMMZ. 2LEGIT TO SMOKE A CLIP AS MUH FUCKA. WORDUP.

BUT IN THE END MOST MUH FUCKAS IS JUST TRYNA GO TO WORK..KNOCK THAT OUT THE WAY RIGHT QUICK. SNACK ON A LIL PEANUT BUTTER CRUNCH JOINTS WIT 5 FISHES.  OR YOU MIGHT BE WELL OFF WIT THE SALMON N ONIONS N ALL THAT..LIVE A LIL LIFE AND GO TO SLEEP N WAKE UP TO THE SAME SHIT.

SO IF YOU READ THIS.. YOU GOT ONE THING ACCOMPLISHED. AND ONE THING ONLY.MAYBE 2. *INDECISIVE AS A MUH FUCKA*

#1

YOU HAD A REAL MUH FUCKA, MUH FACKS TELL YOU THE BASIC GUIDELINES ON HOW TO STAY MOTIVATED AND CREATE THE BOMB SHIT.. DAT TROOF BOMBZ SHIT.

#2

YOU’VE JUST READ THE MAD-OBVIOUS-ASS GUIDELINES ON HOW TO STAY MOTIVATED AND CREATE THE BOMB SHIT.. DAT TROOF BOMBZ SHIT.  BUT I’M TRYNA PLAY LIKE DAT DRILL SERGEANT ON JERRY SPRINGER…JUST STRAIGHT BEATIN’ YOU IN THE HEAD WIT SHIT YOU ALREADY KNOW BUT PROLLY TO LAZY OR ‘BUSY’ TO GET THAT SHIT DONE.  BY THE WAY..THOSE DRILL SERGEANTS JERRY SPRINGER WERE A BUNCHA JUICE BAG, COKE BLASTIN MUH FUCKAS.  MUH FACKS CAN CHOP EM MUH FUCKAS WIT ONE SPACEBAR N SHIT. CAPS LOCK GREEN DOT ON EM MUH FUCKAS.WORDUP!

UNTIL NEXT TIME YOU ‘BUSY ASS MUH FUCKAS’

REMEMBER THIS SHIT TOO: THERES A MUH FACKS IN ALL OF US.  PAUSE FOR THE FELLAS. APPLAUD FOR THE CHACKS. WORD UP.

YO HOLD UP STOP WAIT BEFORE YOU GO PEEP GAME, DONZO.

MUH FACKS IS THE INVENTOR OF TROOF BOMBZ CUZ THATS WHAT I DO, I DROP TROOF BOMBZ.  “THAT’S MAH WIFE YA HEARD. I PAID FOR THEM TITIES, NOO NOO (BIG PUN TALKIN BOUT HIS WIFEY.)” TRACY JORDAN DROPS TRUTH BOMBS.  WHAT? CUZ HE A MINORITY HE GOTTA BE THE ONE TO USE TROOF BOMBZ WIT A ”Z”.  NAH SON..R-CARD IS FOR SUCKAZ. METRO CARD IS A MOVEMENT. (LOGO COMING SOON MUH FUCKS)