MUH FACKS REPORT #10: Charles Hamilton

MUH FACKS’ response to Charles Hamilton’s Response to Allhiphop.com

Unless you’ve been sleeping under a rock, you know that Dilla has been dead for some time now (RIP). Since then, everybody has been jumping on his beats, wearing his shirts and shouting him out. Some people really had love for the dude and some people are band wagoning the shit.

Recently Charles Hamilton put up a scan of the back of his cd and lo and behold, Executive Produced by James Yancey (J Dilla). HUH!? That’s what the hip hop world is saying, especially cats in the D, who hold Dilla in the utmost respect. After a few arguments on Twitter, Charles went on Allhiphop.com to clear everything up. Everything’s all good right? Right?!?

TOPIC: CHARLES’S FAGGINGHIM

(editor’s note: cuz he’s fagging dilla)

“Yanceys and the Holten family and their relationship with the Moore family and the Hamilton family really is nobody’s business number one.”

NUMBER ONE, THIS PINK COCK SMOKER GOT NO BUSINESS USIN DILLA NAME IN VAIN.
THATS LIKE IF MUH FACKS CHOPPED IT UP WIT RAEKWON AND RAEKWON PASSED AWAY THEN I GO AHEAD AND LIVE OFF THE STRENGTH OF THE CONVERSATION WE HAD

“mind you this is the first album in Interscope and music business history to be distributed by a major label for absolutely free”

MIND YOU YOU’RE ALSO THE FIRST HERB TO ROCK PINK, HEAVYY AND NOT CLAIM A SET.

“I’m the first mainstream artist to make any kind of effort to put any kind of money into the Yancey family pocket because I’m putting him as my executive producer that means when the album does go into stores”

DILLA AND MAINSTREAM DON’T MIX.  HIS SHIT IS UNDERGROUND NOT POP.  SO FAGGINGTON WANNA CARRY ON THE LEGACY BY MAKING THIS DUDE MAINSTREAM AND OVER SATURATED HIM JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE? HE AINT A SHOE, DOGGIE.

“Now people can say that they’ve talked to Biggie and talked to ‘Pac so what is so criminal about me saying that I had advice on mastering my album from Dilla?”

THATS FINE BUT I GUARANTEE THE HOMIE DILLA WAS THINKIN IN HIS HEAD “DA FUCK IS THIS KID WEARIN’ AND WHY HIS BREATHE SMELL LIKE FLOWERS?”  I BET HE WAS THE KID THAT HAD IS MOM TELL THE OTHER MOM “LET MY SON HANG OUT WIT YOUR SON, HE NEEDS TO BE TAUGHT HOW TO BE A HUMBLE MAN”

“your breath smell like flowers”

“Is it because I’m the new guy in the business or is because I’m not from Detroit. “

IT’S A FEW REASONS:
NO ONE KNOWS WHERE THE FUCK HES FROM.
HE’S A METROSEXUAL. (BUMPY KNUCKLES AKA FREDDIE FOXX NEEDS TO HAVE A SIT DOWN WIT YOU)
HE HAS HEADPHONES AROUND HIS NECK 24/7.
HE GOT PUNCHED IN THE MOUTH BY A BROLLIC CHICK AND HAD THE “SHIEET NOT GON LIE DAT KINDA HURT, YO” (YEAH I SAW THAT EXPRESSION ON HIS GRILL, SAME SHIT HAPPENED WHEN MY MOM PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE)
HE’S A MIX MIX BETWEEN BACKPACKER,GAY, METRO/RETROSEXUAL, GQ, CAMRON AND A PINK NINJA TURTLE.

AND YO..THERE HE GOES AGAIN “BUSINESS” DILLA WAS ABOUT HIS PAPER BUT HE WAS ABOUT THE CULTURE AND ART.  YOU AIN’T A BUSINESSMAN..YOU ANIMATED, DOGGIE. STRAIGHT PUPPET FOR THE INDUSTRY.

“Either way, that’s ignorant”

I SEE A LIL M-JAX IN THIS MUH FUCKA. WORDUP.

“If anything a lot more people are hitting me up on Twitter saying “Yo, I was familiar with Dilla but I wasn’t familiar with his work. Thanks for putting his name out there.”

WHAT IS THIS CAT? CONNIE CHUNG?  FIRST OF ALL IF THEY’RE NOT FAMILIAR WITH DILLA’S WORK BY NOW IT’S THEIR FAULT THEY’RE LAZY AND DIDN’T GO OUT N SEARCH FOR THAT REAL.  STOP TRYNA OVER-SATURATE THE MAN’S NAME. LET HIM REST IN POWER.  IF PEOPLE WANT THAT GOLD THEY GOTTA DIG FOR IT.  LOOK, BIGGIE WAS AIIGHT TO OVERSATURATE.  REMEMBER HOW ALL THOSE KIDS IN GRADE SCHOOL DIDN’T KNOW WHO BIG & PAC WERE UNTIL AFTER THEY PASSED? WELL, THATS FINE.  THEY WERE MEANT TO GO THAT ROUTE AND BLOW UP.  DILLA IS ON SOME OTHER SHIT HE ON SOME BIG L/BIG PUN/CHARIZMA TYPE SHIT.

“Trackmasters didn’t get shouted out on Ruff Draft and they actually took a beat from Dilla and it was called “Got ‘Till It’s Gone” by Janet Jackson and they worked with him so where is the crime in it.”

BUST THIS.  TRACKMASTERS IS TRACKMASTERS AND CHARLES HAMZ IS A NET-CEE. NO COMPARISON.  WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE *VOICE OF MC REN* IT’S ‘09 DONZO, GET WIT IT.  C’MON LETS B REAL LIKE CYPRESS HILL RIGHT NOW.  YOU ARE NOT IN THE SAME CLASS AS TRACKMASTERS/BIGGIE/PAC/DILLA..SO THAT’S THE END OF THAT CONVERSATION, DICKFACE.

And to be absolutely honest if I put Elvis Presley [as executive producer] there’d be a whole host of white people saying, “No! He didn’t do anything for your album, he’s been dead!”

“ELVIS PRESLEY AINT GOT NO SOUL” – MOS DEF
ALSO, DON’T PULL THE ”R” CARD, IT’S 2009. DIDN’T YOU LEARN ANYTHING FROM TRACY MORGAN ON 30 ROCK: THE NATURAL ORDER (SEASON 3 EPISODE 20)
BUT FOR REAL IF HE DID THAT MUH FUCKAS WOULD BE DOWN CUZ BOTH OF EM ARE SELL-OUT-JACKERS.  THINK ABOUT IT.

“If anything you should blame Busta Rhymes when he put out Dillagence, but then again are you really going to blame him because he was on Ruff Draft.”

THERE HE GOES CRYIN, AGAIN.  BUSTA IS BUSTA. BUSTA FUX WIT DILLA THEN AND NOW.  HE CAN DO THAT. YOU? YOU “SPOKE” WIT HIM, DOGGIE. BIG DIFFERENCE.

“That’s why I’m so tight about s**t. Like calm the f**k down. This is not the first time I’ve seen his name but I really want to make things clear, this ain’t about pimping your friend brother, I ain’t pimpin’ your friend I’m trying to help on a major scale.”

FAKE-ASS-RED-CROSS-ASS MUH FUCKA.
YO DID YOU EVER HEAR THAT SKIT ON THE MOBB DEEP ALBUM “IF WE TOO COOL WE GON LOOSE”
DA FUCK THIS KID ALWAYS TELLIN PEOPLE TO CALM DOWN FOR? THATS HOW WE (HIP HOP) GOT IN THIS DAMN RUT.  WE LET INDUSTRY DEVILS MOLEST THE PAWNS LIKE PRIESTS MUH FUCKA. WE GOTTA KEEP IT ALIVE AND THRIVE THROUGH LOUD MOVEMENTS.  FUCK ALL THAT PPPHHH PHHH SHIT.  KEEP IT REAL.  KEEP IT RUGGED. KEEP IT HIP HOP FOR THE LATE GREAT J DILLA.

PS:WHERE WAS HE WHEN THIS MAN WAS ALIVE? WHY DIDN’T HE HELP HIM OUT, THEN? NO HOMAGE NUTTIN.  KNOW YOUR PLACE AND KNOW YOUR ROLE JABRONI.

Game Over