MUH FACKS REPORT #18: PORN! pt 1
“I HEARD YALL WAS LOOKIN FOR ME” – LIL WAYNE
I DONT WANAN HEAR THAT OH WHERE U GO N SHIT? LIKE U REALLY MISSED A MUH FUCKA. FUCK YALL TOO.
FUCK A BLOG, MUH FACKS DONT GIVE A FUCK.
“BAM DAREDEVIL GO DOWN. BAM SPIDERMAN GO DOWN. MUH FACKS BE TAKIN THEY ASS OUT!” – LIL RUFF RUGGED N RAW MUH FUCKA SPITTIN GAME ON THE CAPITAL PUNISHMENT ALBUM
::::IN ORDER TO FOR FILL FULL JOINTAGE EXPERIENCE – ONE MUST PLAY THIS MARVELOUS WONDERFUL TRACK WHILE READING & SIMILACIN:::::
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOFKU_hwj2o
TOPIC:
YOU WANNA HIDE SOMETHING FROM A MUH FUCKA? THROW IT IN A PORN.
YO WORDUP, B. EVERYONE WATCHES PORN, DUNNATHAN. EVEN YA MOMZ N POPZ. DON’T BELIEVE ME? CHECK UNDER THE BED. MATTA FACK, MATTA FACK. YO CHECK UNDER YO BED. MIGHT BE PULLIN SOME REVERSAL-SLICK-RICK-SHIT ON YOU N SHIT. MAKE YOU THINK YOU THE INFIDEL N SHIT. THROWING THE INTEL UNDER YO BED, N SHIT. AND WHEN U CHECK UNDER YO BED. YOU BE LIKE “OH SHIT, SON…G-ZUS’S POP DUKE BLESSED ME WITH SOME ASS RAPING JOINTAGE. WORDLYFE. “MIGHT HUMP THE BED ON HER, NAH MEAN?” -GHOST FACE
YO AND FUNK DAT TO FUNK DIS
ALL YOU BATCHES & WOMEN (MUH FACKS HAD TO ADD THE “WOMEN” FOR MOMZ ALL OVA<3, SHNAHYA TWAIN?)
ACKIN LIKE YOU DON’T WATCH PORN WITH BOTH EYE BALLZ WIDE OPEN. N SHIT.
“OOHHH..SO THAT’S WHAT THAT SHIT LOOK LIKE?” “OHH SO, THAT’S WHAT HAPPENS?” “OH SHIT THAT LOOKS LIKE IT HURTS”
BITCH TALKIN BOUT…”HEY GIRRLL…OH NOTHIN MUCH..I WATCHED THIS PORN YESTERDAY AND THIS BLACK MUH FUCKA WAS KNOCKIN THE SHIT OUT OF THIS JAPANESE GEISHA BATCH…BUT THE BITCH SOUNDED LIKE SHE DYIN WHILE LYIN. LOOK LIKE A MUH FUCKIN’ HURT ASS FLOUNDER…GETTING BEATEN WITH ANOTHER FLOUNDER. BUT THE FLOUNDER HAPPENED TO BE BLACKENED, AND THE OTHER FLOUNDER JUST A LIL, LIGHT ASS, YELLOW TINTED BITCH. SHNAH MEAN? WORD LIFE.SHITS IS REAL.
BUT CHYO…I SEE DAT I SEE DAT.
MUH FACKS AN UNDERSTANDIN ASS MUH FUCKA SON.
HE UNDERSTANDS THE LOGISTICS OF THIS SHIT, B. YALL MUH FUCKIN FEMALES CAN’T OPENLY COME THROUGH, AND COME OUT SAYIN “AYO, BITCH…I BE WATCHIN PORN AND FUCKEN UP ALL MAH MUH FUCKEN TOWELS N SHIT..WITH NUT” WORD UP.
IMAGINE ONE BATCH CONFESSING TO ANOTHER BITCH: PROBABLY CAN’T ADMIT THAT SHIT CAUSE ONE BATCH BE TELLIN ANOTHER BATCH, BE TELLING THAT BATCH ,WHO BE SINGING TO THIS BATCH, WHO BE SPITTIN TO SOME BATCH ABOUT HOW THIS BATCH BE WATCHIN PORN LIKE A CURIOUS WHORGE® (CURIOUS GEORGE REMIX COURTESY OF MUH FACKS®” (MUH FACKS IS AWARE THAT “WOMAN” ISN’T ATTACHED TO EVERY “BATCH” BOMB DROPPED, BUT JUST KNOW THIS MUH FUCKAS…SHITS IS ALWAYS REAL. THIRD EYE SHINE BRIGHT. DA FUX DAT EVEN MEAN? ASK JERU DA DAMAJA.WORD LID-EYEFFEL TOWER.
SO NOW THAT WE GOT THAT SHIT OUT DA WAY…BONG…….YALL BITCHES BE WATCHIN PORN. TRUE STORY.
MEN ON THE OTHER HAND BE WORSHIPING PORN. THEY DON’T JUST WATCH THE SHIT. THEY SUBCONSCIOUSLY STUDY THE SHIT. JUST LIKE THE GREATEST RAPPERS, SINGERS, HOLLAHOOP CHAMPS N SHIT. YOU BE STUDYIN THE ARTS. ADDING THE NUMBERS. CONNECTING THE DARTS. TO THE 19TH DEGREE. SUBCONSCIOUSLY THO. LIKE REMEMBER THAT ONE MOVE WHERE MUH FACKS PUT HIS FOOT ON YA HEAD WHILE HE FUCKED YA? HE GOT THAT FROM “MILF HUNTERS VOL 3″ NAH MEAN? SOMETIMES WHAT MUH FACKS LIKE TO DO IS BE CREATIVE WITH THE SHITS, B. CAUSE SHYO, ALL YALL FLY MUH FUCKAS KNOW…IF U JOCK STYLEZ, YA SHITS IS A BUFFALO CHICKEN WRAP WITH ASSCRACK JUICE COLLECTED AT THE BOTTOM OF THE TIN FOIL.G. YOU GOTTA TAKE WHAT YOU SEENT,LEARNED,HEARD,STUDIED AND REVAMP THE SHIT WITCHA OWN FLAVAS N SHIT..
“SOUNDIN LIKE NEXT MAN BUT NEXT MAN AINT THE NIGGA WIT THE PLAN” – QTIP
“THERES NO NEW IDEAS / THERES NOTHING NEW UNDER THE SUN/ITS NEVER WHAT YOU DO BUT HOW ITS DONE” – NAS
SO WHAT MUH FACKS LIKE TO DO IS REMIX THEM SHITS .MAKE THEM HIS. MUH FACKS MIGHT JUST COULD TAKE TAKE THE REVERSE COW GIRL, AND THROW A LIL UPSIDE HELICACKPTER, TOPPED OFF WITH SOME CLIT-CUTS AKA SCRATCHING ON A BITCHE’S CLIT. ROC RAIDA STYLE (RIP) IF SHE GOT BIG ASS PUS-LIPS, SHIET,B…YOU MIGHT JSUT COULD BE ABLE TO BEAT-JUGGLE THEM SHITS BACK N FORTH WITH THE RHYTHM N SHIT. “FFF-F-F-F-F-F-F-RESSSSHHHHH” YALL TURNTABLIST ASS MUH FUCKAS KNOW WHATS UP SON
YEAH SON, THIS SOME REAL SHIT YOU BOUT TO FUCKEN EXPERIENCE. ONE OF THEM MARVELOUS ADVENTURES N SHIT B.
PORN RUNS THE WORLD. THE SHIT IS THE MOST FUCKED UP SHIT, BUT LEAST TALKED ABOUT. MOST POWERFUL TOOL TOO.
EVERYBODY FUX WIT IT, BUT NO ONE REALLY WANNA SAY SHIT, UNLESS U WANNA BE ONE OF THOSE BROKEN-HOME ASS MUH FUCKAS WILDIN THE FUCK OUT IN LAS VEGAS SEX-TRADE-SHOWS N SHIT..GOING THERE TO GET AUTOGRAPHS N SHIT. DA FUCKSOUTTAHEREDATSHIT B. WORD UP.FAKE ASS CATCH A PREDATOR ASS MUH FUCKAZ, GET A LIFE.
PORN CHANGES MAD SHIT. IT HELPS SHAPE THE WORLD AND HOW WE VIEW SHITS. AND ONE ANOTHER. FOR EXAMPLE..PORN BE MAD RACIST. AND PORN BE MAD REAL. REALEST SHIT EVER N SHIT. PORN DONT BE HIDING SHIT.
FOR EXAMPLE: TYPE IN THE SEARCH “MIDGET”
BEST BELIEVE YOU GON GET SOME MIDGET FUCKIN A FULL GROWN HUMAN BEING. SHIT BE LOOK LIKE DAVID AND GOLIATH HAD A THING GOIN ON, B.
TYPE IN: ASIAN
IT’S GON BE SOME INFERIOR SUBMISSIVE SCHOOL GIRL GEISHA BATCHES SERVING PUSSY ON CHINA. GETTIN FUCKED BY SOME WHITE/BLACK OR SPANISH TYPE MUH FUCKAS.NEVER ASIAN ON ASIAN..UNLESS IT BE ONE OF THEM HOTEL PORN JOINTS THATS MAD BLURRY. AND QUIET AS FUCK.
TYPE IN: BLACK
AND IT’S GONNA BE BLACK PEOPLE, USUAL IN SOME “HOOD” SURROUNDING, FUCKIN. MAYBE IN A CADILLAC OR A SOME TYPE OF SUBURBAN.
:::::::::U WANNA TAKE IT EVEN FURTHA, MUH FUCKA. WELLAIIGHT THEN::::::::
CHECK BACK NEXT WEEK FOR PART 2
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